cracker smacker

A black male who only sleeps with white girls.

todd mouzone the original cracker smacker

by bigdids March 20, 2013

Cracked

Adriana

Vanessa: Adriana is cracked at viola

Everyone: true!!

by vanessad637 May 3, 2023

Graham Cracker

Someone who is initially fun to be around but is more and more boring as you get to know them, similar to the way a graham cracker tastes.

"Shannon is so fun!"

"You only say that because you've just met her. She's a graham cracker."

by iamck December 18, 2012

Fuzzle-mcnut-cracker

A random word used as an expletive like damn and shit but will make your friends laugh and keep you out of trouble.

*Stubs toe* OW fuzzle-mcnut-cracker!
*gets insulted* oh shut up you fuzzle-mcnut-cracker!

by Xela the Great (Pretender) April 20, 2006

cracker

Similar to the word nigger - a racially defining term that is inherently racist. However, unlike the term nigger, cracker is not remotely taboo to use against Caucasians by Americans of African descent as nigger is when used by Caucasians to identify Americans of African descent. See double standard, reverse racism.

Bill Gates is one rich cracker!

by Werewolf April 18, 2004

cracker

An offensive term directed toward "white" people. Usually used by racist "black" people, but sometimes used by morons against their own race. People who use this word usually use other word stereotypes and/or have bad grammer. Often brushed off one's shoulder if called the name. Usually dished out by people who can't handle being called a racist term themself.

racist: Yo homies look at dat cracker walkin' on our "turf"! Lets jump him/her!
victim: You don't own this place and you have no right to call me racist terms!
racist: Hey! You racist fo yellin' at a black person! This cracker deserves to die for being right and not going mah way!
victim: Sorry, what was that you said? I speak english not moron.
END

moron1: "Outta mah way cracker, you be in mah way."
moron2: "You shut yo mouth nigger!"
moronic-teacher-passing-by: "Moron2! get your ass down to the principal's office NOW!"
moron2: "But he call me a cracker!"
moronic-teacher: "moron1 don't call names."

by mua February 5, 2007

louisiana cracker smacker

The act of sprinkling hot ashes around the genital area during any sexual act while glueing crackers on your gooch.

Wow dude! The priest did a total louisiana cracker smacker to that nun!

by pussypoop14 May 2, 2010