salami cop

A cop who pulls you over for some sort of violation and walks up to your car with a stick of salami in his hands slapping it back and forth with salami sunglasses on with holes that were poked out by the cop's finger.

Oh no not another salami cop.

by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003

Good Cop/Mentally Disabled Cop

A variation of the sexual Good Cop/Bad Cop routine (see as reference). Instead of tag teaming with a mask the good cop must simply leave the room. The second male (the mentally disabled cop) must then come in and act as if he were a mentally disabled person and proceed to abruptly rape the good cop's "partner." This tactic is much more abusive and should only be used as punishment.

Hey Brandt, do you want to good cop/bad cop your girlfriend this weekend?
No, she cheated on me, lets good cop/mentally disabled cop her!

by AllIDoIsWIN1134 April 9, 2011

head cop

A wiki sysop who alters or deletes words and their definitions and blocks access of the contributors who post them. (See Thought Police.)

That web site is operated by the head cops. My mother would make a good head cop. This site is run by a head cop. My brother is a head cop.

by Patrick Eberhart May 4, 2006

rent-a-cop-academy

The fictional place where security guards go to learn the idiotic lingo and actions they must do to maintain a false sense of security.

Blart: "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to take your cigarette beyond the 15 foot perimeter of this entrance or I will be forced to physically subdue you in violation of Article 12 Section B Paragraph 5."
Shopper: "Hey Bub - did you learn all those multi-syllable words in rent-a-cop-academy?"

by Stevenstrangeways December 19, 2012

Top Cop

The chick at the gym with the best ass.

Bro, did you see that chick in the tight black pants? Yeah dude, that's top cop.

by Mikeypapp March 13, 2013

Fop u cop kop yop o u

YOP Language.. add a OP after every letter, except nouns. My buddies dad taught us that when we were kids.

Fop u cop kop yop o u...F.u.c.k y.o.u

by Mc Luckie September 20, 2010

samurai cop

a world of warcraft guild that brings it strong made up mostley of off topic posters, they clame they are the 'new' off topic. they are slowley becomming more and more focused on forum raiding

also the name of a rly bad movie

BRING IT STRONG!!! like samurai cops

by Bob Rune February 1, 2007