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Cocktail

Slowest but baddest nigga alive.
If you are biseuxual a cocktail man will proceed to traumatise you and turn you straight. He is also genetically blessed and mostly known as batman and one of the Romanian endgame bosses in Romania Simulator. He may be stealing shit but he also steals hearts and your virginity.
by I Eat Afghans August 9, 2023
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cocktail weiner fest

A cocktail weiner fest is a gathering of dudes with baby dicks.
Jared and Ryan went on a trip to Vegas together with their baby dicks, sounds like a cocktail weiner fest at its finest
by Cocktail weiner fest August 7, 2024
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Cocktaëteris

The Greek term for a period of 8 years where your butt (full moon) gets exposed on the same day or 1 or 2 days later.

It's also used as the period of having sex on or near the same day.

Plus Venus shines on or near the same spot in the sky on or near the same day, making a good indication of when a woman gets her period or pregnancy.
You: My full moon was exposed a cocktaëteris after the same day.

Me: My wife got her period and became pregnant after 1 cocktaëteris.
by gregben September 30, 2023
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cocktail attire

Whatever the hell you want to wear. Nobody knows what this means.
The RSVP said cocktail attire was required, so I wore whatever the fuck I wanted.
by Mars Johnson January 17, 2024
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cocktimism

To see only the good in the person you want to sleep with.

See also Cocktimist
Tim has a lot of red flags. But Becky just isn’t seeing it through her cocktimism.
by Pumblerswift February 5, 2024
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Cocktimist

Becky should really be getting some therapy before she starts dating, but Tim doesn’t care cuz he’s a true Cocktimist
by Pumblerswift February 5, 2024
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cocktezuma

Bro, that girl from the club went home and got cream pied last night by cocktezuma!
by D Flawless November 23, 2023
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