Cunt-coma

when that pussy hits like a concussion and you proceed to knock out

Damn!! Damien is in a cunt-coma after Sheila rode him for days!!

by 3cheezsurprise December 5, 2020

Crotch coma

Much like impotence for men, a crotch coma is a period of time when your lady parts cannot physically perform despite any emotional urge to get busy

I'm super attracted to him but no matter how good the foreplay is, I'm in crotch coma and cannot respond sexually.

by 518cargirl May 10, 2021

C coma pieeeepa piggy

C coma pieeeepa piggy

Are u a sussy Baka or a C coma pieeeepa piggy

by Caca de cucurachas May 23, 2021

Hash coma

When you take a fat rip of hash and then shortly after unintentionally fall asleep ..

Man I took a fat rip after work and went into a gnarly “Hash Coma”

by CharlieHustle818 June 12, 2021

food coma

When you eat something so good that you pass out from happiness.

Hey, he's finally eating his fo- Nevermind, he's in a food coma.

by anonymous July 19, 2021

Phone Coma

Going into a trance caused by looking at your phone for an excessive amount of time.

What happened to bob?

Oh, he’s in a phone coma now.

by TheOtherGuy125 August 28, 2021

Thought coma

A thought coma occurs when you've been given orders by multiple coworkers, and you keep stuck by all the stuff they said though your brain can't think anymore, and your energy is drained completely.

Coworker 1: What's happening to you?
Coworker 2: Thought coma! I am back from the crisis meeting, they all shout at me orders like violent psychopaths.

by modhek February 2, 2022