collins

to take a shit on ones head.

you wanna collins me?"......."NO" "no you come over here and you take a shit on my head.

by stackattack January 8, 2011

colindian

A person who is half coloured, half Indian. The term, which is not in any way politically correct but is also not overly offensive, is used in South Africa.

Girl A: Oh my god, did you see that guy?
Girl B: Yeah, the colindian with a six pack?

by Mweya May 4, 2008

collinese

A form of communication (both written and oral) in which the user diverts from the intended topic of discussion as a means of avoiding committting themselves to a definite answer. This diversionary tactic is normally accompanied by misspellings and a very low standard of grammar designed to further confuse and infuriate the questioner.

" I asked him a simple question and 30 minutes later he was still talking collinese"

" He was asked for a straightforward 'yes or no' and replied with a 'nes' !!"

by Lord Sproston July 24, 2009

Colin Syndrome

When an older man becomes convinced younger males are called Colin. Further symptoms are enticing younger adults to sit on their lap.

Doctor (29 years): "I'm afraid you have Colin Syndrome Ken."

Ken (67 years): "That's bad new's, how will i cope colin?"

Doctor: "My names david sir, is there anything else i can do for you?"

Ken: "Could you sit on my Lap?"

by theblob556 August 31, 2010

Collin

The most beautiful person you might ever see. He has a beautiful sister named Annabelle.

girl #1 holy god its collin, hes so hot.
girl # 2 ikr.

by hiboiyeet March 20, 2017

Colin

Colin is a great guy; often shy and mysterious at first but once you get to know him he is a Fun, loving guy. He loves to play piano and saxophone. He has blue eyes and often brown hair. He likes to dress well, especially for the ladies. Speaking of ladies, Colin has his way with women, he is able to seduce them with his large penis and selection of dress shirts. He sleeps with a different woman every night and offers them their very own dress shirt when they leave. He never runs out of women as almost anyone would be willing to sleep with him; but don't let the stereotype mislead you. Colins are the most caring and responsible guy around. In fact he is so well liked that everyone considers him their dictator. ;)

" Colin is so hot, I wish he would be my dictator and give me one of his sexy dress shirts once he's had his way with me."

by njueyvfw4 vi4vy December 5, 2017

collin taylor

dope ass kid with large sized mine shaft.

Collin Taylor is hot!

by MonkeyBum37 February 1, 2018