hazleton with cheese

A form of mutal masturbation, in which a yeast infected woman hangs by her feet, while a man mastubates her. He catches soft yeast falling from her vagina on his penis, and she uses it as lubricant, to masturbate his penis.
pervert: I love your fishy stank all over my cock.

bitch: Hope you enjoy it, I didn't clean my snatch for several weeks.

pervert: The hazleton with cheese is the bomb.
by Hazletard-in-Chief December 10, 2010
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Tug Cheese

The viscous ring of lube that accumulates around the bellend when wanking with excessive amounts of lubricant.

Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.
by Dick Onchin September 08, 2020
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Crap and Cheese

what you start calling mac and cheese after you've tasted baked macaroni and cheese (so much better).
you gotta try my mom's mac and cheese!
ummm gross more like crap and cheese.
by BeatleOJ July 10, 2011
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Ball Cheese

Commonly known as sperm, semen, ejaculate. The white milky substance stored in the male testicles of humans, and animals.
Susan was such a worthless slut she let randomn men drain thier Ball Cheese down her throat.
by Jasper LaPrizrak November 06, 2021
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Lottery Cheese

The Small Grey Things That Come Off A Lottery Ticket When You Scratch It.
"There's So Much Lottery Cheese In My Car!"
"Tim Is Covered In Lottery Cheese!"
by MistyGuy December 22, 2012
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Cheese boi

A boi who is obsessed with the dairy favorite, cheese legend says He’s obese and lives alone 1 like = 1 prayer
Oooh who’s that hottie
It’s just that cheese boi 💦
by Imverysmart69 February 27, 2019
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Cheese-Bobbing

When you are in the shower and you stretch your foreskin to collect the water as if you were a bucket. then dunking your head into the foreskin and using your teeth to pick out the smegma.
Last week, I heard that Charlie Lyon was cheese-bobbing in the shower.
by Sxm06m October 22, 2020
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