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The buildup of dead skin cells and dead sperm, also known as smegma.
Trey: Look at all this Wet Cheese in these old condoms.

Trent: Woah, now that is quite dandy.
by kenjatime May 04, 2020

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When your dick is fully erect.
Man fuck... I saw Erika’s thicc ass, and I went full mast, shit, could’ve skeet my meat right there and then.
by kenjatime May 28, 2020

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Referring to an old man or old woman’s pubic hair, due to the mix of darker color and graying hair.
Holy shit, I saw my dad’s nuts yesterday and he’s already got salt and pepper man!
by kenjatime May 28, 2020

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