neopets general chat

A chat board found on neopets. These are the things they talk about (in short forms with tonnes of emoticons, of course):

1: musical groups that sing about teen angst
2: bf/gf dumping them
3: How they hate their life
4: What stereotypical group is better

1: OMG OMG!!! :) :) :) LP vs GC!!!!!!
2: My bf dumped me... :) :( :( share my sadness. NOW!@!#@´##ERYU#^%@!~~!~~~~
3: IM 9, pregnant, no bf, i wanna kill myself, whats sex?, come in here and say "be happy!" and i will cheer up.
4: PREPS ARE SOOOOO BETTER THAN PUNKZ!!!!!!!!!! I HATE LABLES!!!!

by Seenus September 2, 2003

Chat Boy

A person's whose only purposes serves is to talk and entertain another on the phone. There is no need to see this person in real life,their only use and utility is of that talking on a phone.

I never see John anymore,we talk all the time on the phone though. It's okay he's my Chat Boy

by GreenDizzle121 September 20, 2011

internet chat

The combination of several words and phrases commonly used by people in chat rooms or message boards.

1. G2G, gotta go :D lol
2. Dude, stop speaking in internet chat.

by bluesonic August 8, 2006

Cheating Tomatoes

The act of lying by omitting the truth, to have knowledge of something that someone else wants, needs, or should know. Typically omitted for selfish reasons.

She knew I wouldn't approve of her actions so she's been cheating tomatoes to keep me from being pissed at her.

by milowe October 27, 2010

chat shitter

a person that chats nonsense.

that girl is a chat shitter

by amby and roxy April 10, 2007

Chat noir

NOT LADYBUGS SIDEKICK

Someone ladybug would be DEAD without

Person 1: what's the name of Ladybug' S sidekick

Person 2: chat noir
Me: I hate you both

by JesusFreakIsMe February 21, 2019

chatbot

n. Also known as a "chatterbot," these are AI programs designed to simulate "intelligent" conversation with human users. The problem, with most of them, is that either a. they sound ridiculous, or b. the programmer has tried too hard to make them "human." Either way, most users try to get them to talk dirty. Among the most famous of these are ALICE, ELIZA (the original), and Cleverbot.

Chatbot: So, how are you today?
User: I'll be better after you suck my cock.
Chatbot: Can you explain what "cock" means?

by loop zoop July 15, 2011