from the missionary position, the man dips his dick into the vag of a girl on her period in the same manner one would use a dipstick to check for oil.
then, while the girl is suspended on chairs, the man gets underneath her, opens her vag, and then catches and swallows the menstrual blood as it leaks out, like an oil pan.
then, while the girl is suspended on chairs, the man gets underneath her, opens her vag, and then catches and swallows the menstrual blood as it leaks out, like an oil pan.
Ted: "So, I was goin' down on my girlfriend last night, but she was on her period, so I performed an instant oil change on her."
Ned: "DUDE! That is sick! Nice!!!"
Ted: "I know right?! Which reminds me, I need to go to Jiffy Lube."
Ned: "Lol, Jiffy Lube."
Ned: "DUDE! That is sick! Nice!!!"
Ted: "I know right?! Which reminds me, I need to go to Jiffy Lube."
Ned: "Lol, Jiffy Lube."
by Valvoline23232 May 13, 2011
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Lola: Damn I wanna have sex with Aron, but Brad would KILL me!!
Holly: Yeah, he is really hot! I would totally do him!
Lola: Awesome! Will you be my changeling and report back?
Holly: Yeah, he is really hot! I would totally do him!
Lola: Awesome! Will you be my changeling and report back?
by BamBH December 15, 2010
Get the changeling mug.the process of inserting fecal matter into a vaginal opening then subsequently delevering a stricking blow to the uteran area whereby said fecal matter is focefully and quickly exspelled through the vaginal opening
by Kurt January 24, 2005
Get the oil change mug.Ben: "Dude, did you see that? He just did a pop shove-it sex change in that half pipe!"
Jake: "Oh no...the skate park might want to kick him out for that, I dont know if the owner is a liberal."
Jake: "Oh no...the skate park might want to kick him out for that, I dont know if the owner is a liberal."
by KenSey June 26, 2008
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"the young people whose attitudes and beliefs and openness to "CHANGE" have already made history in this election."
"yes we can... Come Help A N* Get Elected"
"yes we can... Come Help A N* Get Elected"
by maknfunofevery1 January 16, 2009
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Get the ass change mug.A film written and directed by Dylan Avery, produced by Korey Rowe, and researched for by Jason Bermas the trio heads the production team known as Louder than Words.It is a pivitol documentary about the truth behind 9/11, with supporting evidence from on-the-scene Eyewitnesses that the WTC 1, 2, and 7 were taken down in controlled demolition, the hijackers were fake, no plane crashed in Shanksville, PA and a cruise missle hit the Pentagon. It basically states that everything you thought you knew about 9/11/01 is a lie. It is the third of four editions (the final cut to be released in 2007) released in 2006, with a clip of footage of Jason Bermas at the American Scholars Symposium on June 26th, 2006.
You can watch Loose Change Second Edition Recut by watching it in Google Video or Loosechange911.com, which will link you to Google Video anyway.
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