Caronavirus

Caronavirus is a virus that causes people to buy mass bundles of toilet paper

“Did you hear the caronavirus is comin?” “Oh no, really?” “ Yeah! Make sure you stock up on toilet paper!”

by Yupitsme March 26, 2020

carsophagus

A carsophagus is a pothole in the road that is so large that it tends to "eat a car". This is a play (Spoonerism type) on the word "sarcophagus" which literally means "body eater".

He drove into a carsophagus created by the spring freezing and thawing, and the car's front wheel alignment was ruined.

by Gregory V. Richardson July 3, 2004

cahson

The name "Carson" when pronounced by a Bostonian.

"Cahson, siddown. Quit smilin'."

by Carson December 31, 2004

Carbon Monoxfart

a foul smelling fart that seems very deadly.

Chris almost killed Amber with his very deadly carbon monoxfart. =

by loserxxfacexx July 11, 2007

carbon

(noun) the crystalline form of the element carbon, coveted by playas, pimps and hos; diamonds; ice; bling.

"When you buy ya' hydrocarbons, hide yo' carbons." -King George

by King George and Haha Yeeyuh May 3, 2006

Caroon

A word that literally means EVERTHING. Invented by a text messge typo.

Ive been Living A caroon

Ill take two caroons and a side of gravy
Im going to Caroon my girl tonight.
Caroon ATTACk. Im lost in this caroon

by Flocka Flocka Flocka Waka April 1, 2010

Mark Carlson

A euphonium player in the Sotto Voce tuba euphonium quartet. Also bears a strange resemblance to Robert Pattinson from the Twilight movies.

Mark Carlson looks like Edward Cullen.

by James Riggs January 16, 2009