Ass cancer

a person who keeps following you around

I seem to have developed a strange growth on my ass... my summer student is an ass cancer.

by Weppelmann February 16, 2006

Pillow Fight 4 Cancer

A organization put together by a high school girl and her wonderful mom. The organization makes pillowcases for cancer patients going through chemotherapy.

"Were did you get that sweet pillow case?"
"Pillow Fight 4 Cancer"

by RJ & AH April 28, 2007

Windmill Cancer

A rare type of cancer that originates in the ears and eventually spreads to the brain.

First develops when you hear someone say something incredibly stupid.

Donald Trump: "Your house just lost 75% value because it's near a generator"

Person: "Ahhh I just got Windmill Cancer!"

by HoneyBoy1 April 3, 2019

Brain cancer

a cancer of the brain, exposure to vinyl chloride, also known as chloroethene, is the only proven causative reason of brain cancer. Or playing to much among us

person 1: hey man I have brain cancer.
person 2: oh really? can you show me proof?
person 1: The Imposter is sus!!!!111!!1!1 HOLY SH*T IS THAT TRASHCAN A MOTHERF*CKING AMOGUS REFERNCE

by Escgodofwar May 19, 2021

Internet Cancer

What you get when you watch Mattyb, Jacob Satourious, or Allah hu Akbar compilations on YouTube...

Mom I cant go to school because I watched an hour of leafy last night and contracted a serious case of internet cancer.

by Dick Faggot 101 August 12, 2016

Swag Cancer

An abnormal growth of swag cells. Often caused by saggin'.

Also refers to someone without swag that thinks they do.

1)I have so much swag some people declare that i must have swag cancer.

2)yo, these boys better be careful before they get swag cancer!

by Swaggologist January 11, 2011

phone cancer

The slow death of a phone. Symptoms include freezes, loss of battery life, and broken buttons. Affects older iPhones.

"Hey, why aren't you using your iphone?"
"I can't. The phone cancer took it away from me.

by RugbyGuy78746 December 9, 2010