CTEF

Call ~ Text ~ Email ~ Facebook

Letting someone know you are available to them through any means of communication.

Joe- So, can I call you tomorrow?
Jane - Yeah, CTEF

by jjaqueranda August 6, 2012

CTBN

Come To Bed Naked

When headed to bed

"Hey babe....CTBN!"

by Sassy and Classy March 15, 2014

CTFL

Click the Fucking Link, the opposite of DCTFL.

- Can you tell me how to do this?

- RTFM and CTFL!

by freewheel February 6, 2015

Ctrl Zing

Pronounced Control zeeing. This is when you mess up so badly on a Word document or something of the sort, so you have to rapidly press Ctrl + Z.

Girl: Ugh! I messed up. I guess it's time for Ctrl Zing.

by TheNippler March 29, 2015

ctnb

Clothed top, naked bottom.

Usually used in conjunction with cmnm (clothed male nude male).

This bottom guy only has sex when he's nude and the guy on top keeps his clothes on. CTNB

by Mackman71 December 11, 2016

CTD Unit

A measurement of time in units of the length of "Mmm mmm mmm mmm" by The Crash Test Dummies. One CTD Unit is specifically 3 min and 53 seconds.

"I counted 6 hundred and 32.5 CTD Units to drive without sleep from Los Angles to New York City."
"Weird, because I counted, 5 hundred and 50. You must have hit some really bad traffic."

"Hey Chris, How many CTD Units did you sleep last night?"

"I slept a healthy 120 CTD Units."

Hey Lincoln, I noticed you were listening to "Help" by the Beatles, have you stopped counting CTD Units."

"No Larry, I always have CTD Units counting in my head!"

by Nolink January 30, 2017

Ctfu

Ctfu is an abreviation of the words " cracking the f*ck up " mostly used when laughing and in sms text

Zain: bruh did u hear that Thomas just got suspended for smacking the principal?!
Nathan: ctfu I hate that principal, he lowkey deserved it !

by 2paclover September 2, 2017