Combat

What Marine Grunts (Infantryman) see on a daily basis in Iraq and Shitghanistan (Afghanistan). What Marine POGs (Non-Infantryman) claim to see when they get deployed but they never leave the wire and sit on the FOB (base inside the wire where they are protected) the entire time with the Army, Navy, and Air Force. But they will sure talk shit when they get home like they did something trying to score some pussy. Don't let them fool you girls. If you are not a Marine Infantryman (0311, 0321, 0331, 0341, 0351, 0352) or a Navy Corpsman (8404) and even the Staff and Officers... sometimes (0302, 0306, 0369) then you ain't shit.

Marine Infantryman 1: "Man, do you know what I hate worse than POGs claiming to have seen combat?"

Marine Infantryman 2: "What?"

Marine Infantryman 1: "The Air Force. What the fuck do they do?"

by GruntLife July 10, 2011

Spontanious Animal Combustion

Phenomenon in which any animal caught defacating on my lawn bursts into flames, and it wasn't my fault.

Bob: "Howdy neighbor! By any chance, have you seen my sweet little Sparky? He's been missing for two days now."

Jeffy: "Uhhh....uhhhhh....I didn't do it."

Bob: "What?"

Jeffy: "You're not gonna believe this: I was mowing my lawn the other day and...I smelled something...burning. I looked over to see poor Sparky engulfed in a ball of fire, yelping for help......but by the time I reached him he was utterly consumed and only his ashes remained. That's what happened to Sparky. I'm not lying, it was Spontanious Animal Combustion Bob."

Bob: ".............*gurgles*"

by Jeffy the Retarded Beaver August 19, 2007

5 Hit Combo

1. A person who is so ugly they might as well have just experienced being hit 5 times in a row, like in Street Fighter.

2. A different way to say shit. When 5 hit combo is displayed in a game, it looks like it says the word shit.

1. (Seeing a really ugly girl:) "5 Hit Combo, man."

2. "She said don't come near her again, man."
"Oh, 5 Hit Combo."

by Dan In The World April 23, 2006

combo

A type of guitar amplification which the power amp and pre-amp section is housed inside one box with the speaker(s), usually on the top.

The Mesa/Boogie Road King combo is the best I ever played.

by Yngwie Malmsteen June 30, 2004

Combat 18

Combat Group Adolf Hitler. A group of NeoNazis dedicated to physical attacks on their opponents. Their slogan is "Let Them Hate As Long As They Fear". However, specialise in throwing bricks through people's windows and beating up pensioners. Whenever they've been faced with actual opposition they've wet themselves and run away.

Combat 18? More like Combat 16. Combat Group Arthur Fowler.

by Scuzz September 8, 2008

Combat Arms

The most awesomeest game released by Nexon. Currently has 7 game modes, Elimination (Team vs Team), Elimination Pro (Team vs Team, only once you die you don't respawn), Quarantine (Humans vs Zombies), One Man Army (Player vs Player), Spy Hunt (collect the Intel and transmit it, also Spy vs Spy vs Player), and Fireteam (Co-Op mode). It's really awesome, if it weren't for the n00bs who shout "HACKER!!!111!!!1 IMA REPORT JOO!!!!1!"

*Nut Shot!*

Player 2: OMG HACKER
Player 1: Haha if you say so

Typical Combat Arms mathces

by JoeMcAwesome December 7, 2009

C-c-c combo breaker

When Barack Obama changes up a history of white presidents by being black and being the 44th President.

Dude 1: Yo, Barack Obama just got elected President by stomping John McCain!

Dude 2: C-C-C COMBO BREAKER!!!!!

by DeazKnights March 19, 2009