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The curse of the Irish carrot

When you date Irish men and they have small dicks. Aka carrot dicks. It’s a curse. Probably a curse from the English. Can be associated with ginger Irish men but can be all Irish men.
I met this great guy but he is an Irish ginger. He’s been hit with…. The curse of the Irish Carrot. His dick is small and I don’t feel much. I’m devastated.
by Sucks longer May 9, 2022
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Carrot

- I saw Alex today

-proper carrot
by Lemonlomen February 16, 2019
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Nuts in the Carrot Cake

To ejaculate into the anal cavity of an individual with red hair.
"Tim really put some Nuts in the carrot cake last night."
by PhonyPhobia November 27, 2024
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carrot filling

Carrot filling is when you take a bag of baby carrots and put a carrot in every hoLe of your body for pleasure. Nose, ears, butt (no exception) the act of the carrots filling your body gives you huge amounts of pleasure
"I told Becky I was into carrot filling, and the next time she came over to smash she brought a bag of baby carrots, I knew that night was going to be so hot"
by Brookzie April 18, 2018
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Carrot

Jungkook from BTS claims he wants to be this , but only for Hoseok. Recently his dream came true and he could be Hoseok's carrot for one day.
Jungkook: "Hoseok, I want to be your carrot"
by hoesuck March 26, 2018
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Carrot

Spencer Smith is a 4’ 11” carrot with extended teeth.
by Mr. Carrot destroyer May 14, 2019
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no good for carrots

The definition of no good good for carrots is when someone is that much of a spastic that there no good for nothing
Have you saw joey over there he is no good for carrots
by Take No Eeed October 12, 2020
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