social Carlinism

The practice of not emotionally investing oneself in the grand outcome of humanity while approaching society as an amusing spectacle. This attitude was famously espoused by comedian George Carlin.

The preface to Brain Droppings is the best summation of the philosophy of social Carlinism.

by Jack Atrophy August 5, 2022

Jayden Carline

The coolest british guy you will ever meet he is so hilarious and is also writing this description himself he is so hot too!!!

Jayden Carline is so hot

by Dino765 April 28, 2023

Cupcake Carling

The action of Spiking a cupcake named Carl into the ground

Yo Want to join me and Jake in cupcake carling at the party later?

by CapitalistDeej March 19, 2024

Hot Carling

Anal sex with an uncircumcised man who does not wash his dick. Very common in the United Kingdom, often recited as the reason British people have such horrible teeth. The term was popularized by the band Deftones in 2006

“Goddamnit, I gave a blowjob to a guy last night and it’s obvious he’s a hot carler, I’ve been puking since last night”

“That dude’s so filthy, the only sex move he performs right is hot carling.”

by Bambianca June 10, 2024

Grant james carling

The best man on earth, no one can top him

You are like a grant james carling; GREAT

by IwasHereonce November 12, 2023

Calling a domininion

See call a dominion.

1. I don't really want to be the one calling a dominion tonight.

by Shortass October 12, 2004

calling station city

This term is used in Poker, when you are at a table which is full of calling station players.

Screw this $1/$2 table, its calling station city!

by Tymmo December 11, 2008