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Dirty Bertha

When a man is with a large woman, and she reaches underneath her fat rolls to produce "Boob Schmega" and then procedes to slap him in the forehead with it.
When I commented on her size, she proceded to hit me with a dirty bertha-But I fucked her anyway!
by Bods July 1, 2006
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Birthday Bash

The overly excessive amount of facebook notifications one receives on his/her birthday due to mainly people that person never talks to wishing them a happy birthday.
I was trying to creep on Courtney's profile, but she got birthday bashed and I didn't feel like scrolling through all of the wall posts
by Carl from Jimmy Neutron January 26, 2011
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Birthday Psychosis

When it's a person's birthday and they announce it every 5 minutes on Facebook for friends to wish them a happy birthday even though everyone already knows. Once their friends are suckered into sending birthday wishes - they then ask for more without saying thank you, leaving everyone amazed and moderately disgusted. Slight variation of attention whore
Birthday brat: HEY EVERYONE ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY WISH ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Thoughtful Friend: HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Birthday Brat replies: WHERE'S MY GIFT??????????????

Thoughtful friend messages everyone else secretly: OMG!! He has Birthday Psychosis!
by Blappy Pants September 10, 2011
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birthday

One day in year, when people are not being a douche to you.
Teacher: Allright, I won't bother you today, cuz it's your birthday
Student: Thanks
Teacher: Tomorrow, I'm gonna start ripping on you
by mshd94 November 29, 2011
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Diamond Birthday

When your age matches your IQ.
by Strikefalcon August 1, 2022
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Mexican birth control

Mexicans, by way of being Catholic, are not allowed to use birth control methods.

Instead, their birth control consists of pulling out before the point of conception.

See example.
Guy: Oh shit, we can't hook up I don't have a condom
Girl: We can just use Mexican birth control
Guy: Fuck yea, thanks Mexico
by kyleatx December 13, 2010
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the child that the put up on posters to make people say,"oh dear jebus! im going to start taking birth control so that doesn't end up poping out of me."
by bhrome April 4, 2004
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