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bulletproof

to be able to drink shot after shot of anything for a significant amount of time and not throw up
Did you see Tommy last night?

Hell yea tht dude was bulletproof, he drank everything
by simonkuntz9 August 13, 2010
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Sugar Bullets

when you ejaculate into a bowl of sugar, roll into balls and then freeze, ready to be eaten the next day.
Paul : 'last night i made some sugar bullets for my girlfriend'

Fred : 'Oh yeah, i made some for my mom'
by JJJpowww December 14, 2008
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bullets and octane

Bullets and Octane are a hard rock band from Southern California, made up of Gene Louis as lead vocalist, James Daniel the guitarist, Brent Clawson as Bass player and Ty Smith on drums. They've released two albums so far, I've got the second one and it's amazing! If you like Velvet Revolver and Avenged Sevenfold you'll love these guys.
Let's go listen to Bullets and Octane's album!
by Veggievampire December 6, 2006
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Bulletproof Chinese

A Chinese take out joint in the 'hood with bullet proof glass. This type of "restaurant" services it's customers through a hole in bullet resistant window. Sometimes this aperture in the bullet proof membrane between the Chinese and the eater of food is a small revolving door big enough for a Chinese meal. This protects the purveyor of Asian foods from direct contact with the unwashed urban masses, and their fire arms related hi-jinx. More often than not, the bulletproof Chinese restaurant will also not have tables, since they want you leave as soon as the mystery meat has spun it's way through the revolving door. Often these types of places will server two chicken wings for two dollars, and cigarillos. Make sure your food doesn't meow!
"Hey Elliot, do you want to hit up the bulletproof Chinese on the way back home?"
by Mysteriousdischarge August 20, 2010
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Bulletin fillers

The lame people on Myspace who actually believe and repost the chain bulletins that say "You're gonna die if you don't repost this" and end up filling the bulletin board with subjects like "OMG no joke!" and "this is hecka scary"
Randy-"Ayy, why you delete me off your myspace?"
Me-"Cause you been posting too many chain bulletins, I don't keep bulletin fillers on my friends list."
by SteveG June 17, 2008
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Bulletfest

The event commonly found in action movies wherein all present in a particular scene pull out firearms (often high-caliber) and start spraying hot lead at each other for the next few minutes. Such scenes are known to result in high body counts and more counts of Attempted Murder per minute than a good Auctioneer can get out Words per minute.

Frequent features of these scenes include how the Protagonist of the film mysteriously never has to reload during the scene or else has the ability to fire his otherwise Semiautomatic pistols at the rate of Miniguns while suffering no penalty to Accuracy attributed to Recoil. In addition, if he DOES have to reload during the scene, extra clips and replacement weapons are always conveniently placed around the area of the firefight. Enemy forces have astounding accuracy, but only in regard to their mutual interest in kicking up dirt around the Protagonist's feet as they run for cover as opposed to being interested in actually hitting the Protagonist. Lastly, most enemy forces appear to be wearing body armor with the density and effective protection factor of Pillows and also seem to be little more than semi-intelligent 50-gallon bags of pressurized blood.
The Bulletfest has been a mainstay of action movies since the 1970s and has been responsible for such things as the "R" movie rating, among others. It is almost always the most unrealistic, but simultaneously the coolest, event of most action movies.
Yeah, that Bulletfest at the end of the movie was so unrealistic, there were guys dropping even when there were no bullets being fired. It was still pretty cool, though.
by JATOG THE GREEN July 20, 2009
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bulletproof mind

You can't control what is said about you or what you hear or see but you can contol whether or not to let it affect you
Friend 1: John just called me a slut
Friend 2: don't let it phase you have a bulletproof mind
by Quan boi September 10, 2016
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