Finnish Breakfast 

You don't eat breakfast, instead you smoke a pack of cigarettes and drink some good finnish vodka

Person 1: Why are you caughing so hard
Person 2: because I had a Finnish breakfast today

Finnish Breakfast by Caveira_Hunter77 December 10, 2018

Dirty Breakfast 

The smell of farts after eating out for breakfast. They can last all day.

Damn Mike, smells like dirty breakfast here!
Sorry, we ate the Circle Restaurant this morning!

Dirty Breakfast by Deejbenj June 7, 2020

California Breakfast

A bowl of weed first thing in the morning

“Just had myself a California breakfast and now I’m ready to start the day off on a good note”

California Breakfast by Chiefsosa33 August 13, 2020

Fortnite breakfast 

Dogwater and a tomato

Bro this is Fortnite breakfast right now

Fortnite breakfast by Fortnite Breakfast April 27, 2021

nooroos.breakfast 

a rlly funny tiktoker. she deserves 1million followers! i think she is ed sheeran though 😳

“hey have you seen nooroos.breakfast ‘s new post?” “yes omg it was so funny”

nooroos.breakfast by anonymous follower ;) July 16, 2021

Shower breakfast 

When you take a bowl movement in the shower. Waffle stomp your bowl movement, then ingest said waffle.

See Waffle stomp

Jeff was a lot of things,but he was never late. To save time in the morning,he'd usually just stomp out a shower breakfast.

Shower breakfast by Dr.Cha0s December 24, 2021

Texas Breakfast 

Where you crack an egg and scramble it inside someone's asshole with your sausage from vigorous fucking whilst also pouring buttermilk on them. Bonus points if you pour grits on their tits
Cowboy hat optional (but recommended)

Why didn't you answer my call?
Sorry man I was giving my girl that Texas Breakfast

Texas Breakfast by TheLordOfFridges November 6, 2022