bread top

Not quite a muffin top.

Person 1: Check out that bread top.
Person 2: Give her two more months and she'll have a fresh muffin top.

by vallllllllllllllllllll May 17, 2008

Tuna Bread

You people sicken me, you ruined my username

i hate you guys, my username, Tuna Bread was perfect.

by TunaBread July 1, 2020

Mechanical Bread

Something to be reconciled by chemical heads

Chemical head, I’m in denial, I reconcile mechanical bread

by Jesus ieieoeieie March 15, 2023

dead bread

Being serious

Another word for deadass

I’m being Fucking dead bread dude

by Niggazinpariz October 24, 2017

lesbian bread

Bread that is overly filly with fiber and resembles tree bark of bird food

“Have you tried Activia for your constipation?”
“Not yet, but I did just buy some lesbian bread to help clear me out”

by All knowing queer September 24, 2020

lembas bread

Bread made of 100% gluten. Through hundreds of years of GMO crop cultivation, the Elves of Middle Earth were able to create a type of bread made of 100% gluten. Lembas bread can last for months without being sealed or refrigerated, and requires no extra preservatives. The recipe was lost to time, but Monsanto is now close to recreating a strain of wheat almost identical to the one from which lembas bread was synthesized.

**While talking about a Lord of the Rings themed wedding cake**
Girl: Does it come in gluten free?
Gandalf: No. It's 100% gluten. Duh doy.
Girl: What if lembas bread is actually gluten free?
Gandalf: You kidding? Lembas bread is 100% gluten. It's literally pure gluten. Do you even the precious?

by ralphthemagician June 24, 2014

waiting bread

The free bread you receive from restaurants while waiting for your meal.

"Damn I don't even need my meal to come, this is the best damn waiting bread I've ever had!"

by Jakcnllyy June 24, 2017