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BRANDON

A sexy beast that has a big pepe.His nickname isn’t Lil broomstick (best rapper of all time)He is your local clout jesus.He is a lEgEnD aT bAsKeTbAlL and also nba2k19.He also eats dAt b00tY u FeElZ mE Br0sKiZi.
“Damm u see that Brandon kid he’s sexy” or “Brandon has a big Pepe and eats dAt b00tY u FeElZ mE Br0sKiZi” or “Lil Broomstick is the best rapper & basketball player uF aLl TiME”
by BrAnDaT0 November 20, 2018
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has really thin-bread stick like legs :) he is fit but goes for his ex's best mate so yeaaaaa
Brandon
by okjmnhbgvfdrtg November 22, 2018
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Has the biggest cock a gurl can ask for. Gives steam cleaners to attractive bitches an amazing boyfriend kisser and loves only one bitch at a time he may seem stupid and annoying but under all that he is smart athletic and a nice guy
God she played with brandons heart what a stupid bitch
by Epic gaymer 2345 November 25, 2018
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Brandon has a huge cock ask your girlfriends and don't give a duck about no one BITCH
Brandon fucked yo girl
by Real Bot Fighting Bitch November 29, 2018
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Usually the son of Ian, a Brandon is an absolute beast up front on pro clubs and gets a lot of pussy because of it. Brandons usually have a massive bread head for scoring absolute worldies 70 yards out. Brandon has a huge dong that he slays the punani with but can only last 4 minutes.
What an absolute Brandon he is!
by Beach Bread Head December 5, 2018
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He is most likely to be gay but nice kind and sweet who has always got your back. He will have brown hair and brown eyes with Ariana Grandes friend. He will be the most popuarlest boy in school and have all the girls as friends.
Girl 1 hey brandon
Brandon hey
Girl 1 your so sweet and popular
by Hailey Reigh February 5, 2019
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Brandon typically is very funny and has a great personality not only that he has a shlong and is very smart
Brandon is funny
by Coolestguy42069 March 1, 2019
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