Blue screen

The evil FUCKIN thing that taunts every fuckin user of the windows system!!

NOOOOOOO the FUCKING blue screen of FUCKIN DEATH!!!!

by THE ALMIGHTY LUMP April 24, 2003

Blue Bean

The female equivalent of blue balls, happens when a girl is just about to come but her lover comes first and pulls out before she can properly orgasm.

Really Jesse? Again? This the fourth time you gave me the blue bean this month!

by Sandy Riverside March 20, 2010

Dress blues

The sexiest dress uniform in the entirety of the military worn proudly by members of the United States Marine Corps and envied by all. Who are the Marines you ask? The few, the proud, the baddest motherfuckers available, who you call when it absolutely must be destroyed overnight.

Oorah & Semper Fi.

Girl one: Yea, my man is a Marine and he wears dress blues..... feel free to be jealous.
Girl two: *is extremely jealous because she realizes her civilian boyfriend will never be a hot Marine in dress blues or digigreens and responds by whimpering*

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by A.McGee January 13, 2009

blue balls

when polly wont finish off your cracker

by charlie watmough March 12, 2003

Blue balling

A figure of speech used when on hold or waiting for something. This comes from the term blue balls but used in everyday situations not related to sex.

Damn. I've been waiting for that amazon package for a whole week. UPS is blue balling me.

We had a date scheduled since Monday and she flaked out last minute. She is blue balling me heart.

I've been sitting in this plane for the last 2 hours waiting for the captain to start the engines. American Airlines is blue balling me.

by rogerthewhale January 21, 2013

Jet Blue

Losing one's temper at work and lashing out at customers and/or coworkers in an unprofessional, disrespectful, and rude manner.

"Don't be pulling a Jet Blue on me!" said Mike's coworkers to him when he stormed out of the call center after a frustrating call from a customer.

by David The Condo Man from PDX August 10, 2010

blue gums

A person of african american decent. Also see nigger

Damn blue gums stole me bicycle

by GG January 24, 2004