Dutch Bastard 

Similar to dutch oven. The act of shitting under someone's bed covers and waiting for the person to lay in it while you hide and wait for the reaction.

Ex1: Dude1:"Bro, I gave my girl a dutch oven last night."

Dude2:"Please, I heard George attempted to do a Dutch Bastard at his friends party."

Ex2: "My boss is such an asshole. I'm thinking about giving him a dutch bastard."

Dutch Bastard by ShadowSlashing March 23, 2013

lazy bastard syndrome

me

I have lazy bastard syndrome n I don't care what you say

lazy bastard syndrome by lazybastardhaha October 28, 2013

busy bastard

A phrase used by people in Balby to describe someone putting extra effort into something that requires no effort.

Tom: 'just took a snapchat in the car of me driving to work. Used the white font obviously'
Emma: 'why?'
Tom: 'cause it looks good innit'
Emma: 'busy bastard'

busy bastard by busybastard April 30, 2016

Rat Bastard 

A degenerate little shit who also happens to be sly, but in a rat-like way.

Blaine is a rat bastard because he stole my side hoe.

Rat Bastard by Stevie Buscemi July 11, 2019

cheering bastard 

Harry Simzoes

cheering bastards

cheering bastard by lucz August 1, 2019

Rat Bastard 

An individual who intentionally pisses others off, usually to their face. Similar to a Snot Nosed Punk except they typically follow the rules. Is also a popular form of Dad lingo.

Katelyn: Hunter keeps scaring me every time I walk around that corner!
Erin: He did that to me too! He's such a Rat Bastard!!

Rat Bastard by dan_gleewang January 15, 2021

wet young bastard 

A boy at any young age group who contains the ability to make a 3 point jumpshot very well.

If I would've made that shot I would've been a wet young bastard

wet young bastard by JoJo Hodges March 27, 2008