Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.

My girl had to go to the bathroom but we fucked anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire.

by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022

Barrel

That hole that lets the bullet come out.

Drunk Fuck: "Hey M--MAhthew!! I gotassa eigh-t barreled shutgonnnn!"
Matthew: "What the hell?"

by poisonberries December 3, 2021