Phone Banking

The College Republican codeword for masturbating.

We're not doing so hot in the polls, I'm gonna have spend all night phone banking to get through this."

by hillHouse April 6, 2011

baling

When your diet contains so much fibre that your shit starts to look like hay bales.

"Man, this high fibre diet has me baling."

by Linnick March 29, 2008

bating

The art of luring pedophiles to contact you on instant messenger under the illusion that you are a 12 year old girl. Then you fuck with them as unmercifully as possible. (source: Doug Stanhope)

Bating is the perfect thing to do on a saturday night

by Champdelachamp November 17, 2006

Banking before bitches

The law of life that, when in the precarious situation of having to pick between banking and booty, a true banker will always be loyal to his art and pick a life of the 3 Bs: boobs, booze and benjamin's.

Ben: I don't know what to do man, I've got an interview with JP tomorrow but this girl keeps wanting to go out.
Kris: Dude get your shit together you know the rule
Ben: Ye you're right.. Banking before bitches
Kris: Banking before bitches indeed

by This is my swamp. May 5, 2014

basking ridge

BASKING RIDGE IS FULL OF POT AND CRACK......i swear its the biggest pot town ever

you will find teachers smokin blunts after class

by urban admin April 12, 2005

Bating Hoop

Batin(g) Hoop (m) verb; to engage in the act of bating a females hoop.

Bating hoop is also an act of exchanging neutralised parts.

Hoop Batin(g) is an act that is only preformed by the most daycent of feens. Bating hoop can be extremely dangerous and is to be treated with great caution

Jeff: Dude! I'd bate her hoop all day.

Kevin:You like Bating Hoop!:O

by hoopbater2k10 April 25, 2010

Bajingle

When you bounce a guy's balls until he screams "Bazinga!" The more forceful, the squeakier the bazinga will be.

"Oh fuck, I gotta change my underwear."

"Hmm did your gf just bajingle you?"

by Alakazam! March 28, 2015