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Soggy Bottom Boys 

A band created by the main characters in "O Brother, Where Art Thou". Consisted of three white, escaped convicts and a black guitarist who sold his soul to the devil for guitar skills. Known for the songs "I Am A Man Of Constant Sorrow" and " In The Jail House Now".
The Soggy Bottom Boys are true G-town Soldiers.

hit rock bottom 

When one's sexual desires have gotten so out of control that you end up slapping the arse of a statue.
Doc. My sexual urges have gotten so bad that i slapped the arsingtons of a statue whilst walking round London. I hit rock bottom.
hit rock bottom by ShittierJokes October 19, 2017

hard bottom

Someone whose personality is normally domineering in interpersonal situations but whose sexual preferences are submissive. The opposite of a soft top.
Jess: Your bf comes off as a bit rude tbh

Ingrid: Yeah he's bit of a control freak sometimes, but when it comes to sex he's actually into submission. He's such a hard bottom haha

office bottom 

A prematurely rotund and often sagging backside due to sitting all day, everyday at your office desk job, possibly bored to narcolepsy. Sadly is likely to occur in otherwise physically fit and healthy young males/females.
" It's a real shame, she's an attractive girl, nice body- only in her twenties-but buttocks practically on the floor. Office bottomitus."
office bottom by missnicks October 29, 2012

International Bottom Appreciation Day 

The holiday is held annually on February 15. (Yes it's the day after Valentine's Day-that's by design.) It's a day of love, of reflection and of giving back to all the bottoms in the world. Traditionally, it has only been consistently celebrated by The International Order of Sodomites but is able to be celebrated by anyone who wishes to give appreciation to their sub for all their hard work.

The day was first made a holiday by American president Millard Fillmore, who supposedly misread it. It had not been widely celebrated until it 'flourished' in the months before the American Civil War. President Abraham Lincoln attempted to further establish the holiday as tradition with a ritualistic meal, but due to a handwriting error on his part, resulted in the invention of Thanksgiving. It all worked out in the end though, as Thanksgiving too consists of sitting around and praising a stuffed bird.

The holiday never truly took off in the hearts of the people, and as such fell back into its decay, but a notable attempt was made by Justin Sayre, Chairman of the Order of Sodomites, in February 2014 in Joe's Pub to catalogue the overwhelming history of International Bottom Appreciation Day, which was recorded and uploaded to popular video streaming service, youtube.
Bottom1: My Top was being really sweet to me the other day, and I can't figure out why
Bottom2: No duh, it was the 15th of February, International Bottom Appreciation Day.

pushy bottom

Someone who is a bottom but enjoys dictating how things play out in the bedroom and can be very picky.

Or

Someone who claims to be sub in the bedroom but hates not being in charge.
Someone who enjoys "back-seat driving"

Although he was the one on the bottom Joe was a pushy bottom so shouted at John to "go faster" or "slower" and took the entire evening picking who "deserved" to go home with him.
pushy bottom by stubz88 January 17, 2011