Board the U.S.S. Maine

A person or event that is acting or becoming weird in an inappropriate setting.

Marc definitely was on board the U.S.S. Maine when he went to the networking event wearing a clown suit.

by RememberTheME June 1, 2011

boardskate

WHAT COOL PEOPLE RIDE.

I DOES THE BOARDSKATE

by KRAZYM8 January 6, 2015

board whore

A member of the Board of a company that does not look out for the shareholders interest.

John was a board whore when he voted for the merger, knowing it would enrich him but stiff the average investor.

by Angry Stockholder November 24, 2015

Boar Hunting

A competition between a group of guys. Whoever brings back the fattest girl wins.

Ross won boar hunting last night but can't get the girl out of his kitchen now.

by Qmasian November 13, 2017

Strategy Board

Group of coworkers/carpoolers that, while subordinate in rank to just about every other person in a company, knows exactly how the company should be run, who's incompetent, lazy or genius, who should be fired, etc. Highly sensitive to fairness, tardiness, language. If only the powers that be would consult them, the company would flourish. . .

Cuber A: Aye, how's it going?

Cuber B: Psssh, pretty good weekend, couldn't complain. Then, of course, had to endure a strategy board meeting the whole way in.

Cuber A: Get a car, man.

by CuberB January 17, 2010

song-boarding

Where a song is repeatedly played in a secluded room to drive someone nuts and confess. From water boarding.

When glueing him to his seat with chewing gum failed, we tried song-boarding him - his favourite Neil song. Within ten mins he went like, Ok, Ok, I'll tell you where I put the Doritos.

by vivauganda January 21, 2011

odd boast

A term used to describe the occasion when someone says something casual in conversation that came off as arrogant, whethet intentional or not

Bro Steph said I have nice eyebrows

Odd boast bro

by PostMoves June 27, 2017