batisfaction

You wrap a bat round your schlong and achieve 'batisfaction!'

Man that bat wank gave me some good batisfaction!

I nearly battered myself to death giving myself a bat wank trying to get some satisfaction.

by butter fingers November 18, 2014

Baltimore Asshole

A Baltimore Asshole is a self administered rim job. That is, self analingus.

I will bend Citizen Baba up like a pretzel and help him receive the Baltimore Asshole he desperately needs.

by babaisapussy April 29, 2015

batman

When you fuck somebody and then kill their parents in the same dark ally

How many times did I have to tell that family to quit cutting through my ally singing show tunes before finally had make a Batman happen?
Spider-man) Superman Hot Carl Rusty Trombone Angry Pirate Houdini

by A Guy like Me July 3, 2016

Batman Lootcrate

When a large parcel is delivered to you as a gift and as you open it, a group of Samoans dressed in Batman themed costumes jumps out and rapes your ass.

Although Adam couldn't walk for days, he was ecstatic about receiving a Batman Lootcrate in his hotel room.

by Michael&Jay May 15, 2016

Batman Day

A day that is fucking amazing and you don't know what will happen next. A day with no limits or inhibitions. a day where you may end up day drunk by the end of breakfast or have a great dinner with an awesome bottle of red and then have sex in public. a day anything can happen.

"Wow! I had such a Batman Day yesterday! I had four Bloody Mary s for breakfast, got naked in a resort hot tub, Drove around in a convertible with no pants on, showed off my ass to some cable workers, Made out with a hottie that totally flashed me at work, Ate a steak dinner with an awesome bottle of red , Had sex on a beach and woke up in a bed with silk sheets next to the ocean."

Or

"This beautiful girl I met having Lunch with friends asked me out! this is going to be such a Batman Day!"

by Romandell September 1, 2017

baltimore yip

A Baltimore dance with a splash of two-steP

The baltimore yip is A Baltimore dance with a splash of two-step
Lonnie: a yip yip onna nigga

Sneaky: gush gushh

by Livefromthe410 May 15, 2018

Baltimore

Somewhere you go to get mugged

My friend went on a trip to Baltimore and he came back about $100, and a cellphone poorer

by brickman5543 October 28, 2018