Apple Fanboy

An idiot or a Brainwashed group of human

They like to buy overpriced Apple product. And always get saltty when someone talk about Android phone or Windows, but not knowing that it is cheaper and better than apple sh*t.

Android user: Damn new Google pixel is sexy!
Apple Fanboy: Fck yo cunt Apple is beter.

Or

Android user: iPhone is overpriced crap.
Apple Fanboy: TRIGGERED.

by Meme.skillz September 27, 2017

grape white apple

a juicy round white grape that taste and feels like a delightful apple! especially delectible when squandered.

"hey rachel"
"can yo nigga come pick me up a grape white apple from that bp ova der"

by rachel elise michelle October 14, 2008

apple pie

an alcholic drink made from apple cider, everclear, cinimon sticks boiled together to make an intoxicating drink with little taste of alchol

last night at the party i drank to much apple pie and got really drunk

by cowboyrope2 December 28, 2008

apple computer

A nice-looking but expensive computer that runs a tenth as fast as it should.

"Fucking Windows XP, if I wanted my laptop to run as slow as that I'd buy an Apple computer"

by Bitchy tech-head July 4, 2003

Apple

A thing you eat that is nice

I ate an Apple on the weekend

by Zesty55 August 29, 2006

Appled

Submitting a program, proposal, or just about anything that is up for approval, and having it get rejected with no explanation as to why. Derived from the policies of the Apple App Store.

Programmer 1: I submitted a sweet 'am I hot or not' app to the store.

Programmer 2: Did they accept it?

P1: Hell no
P3: Well why not?
P1: No idea; it just got Appled.

by Martropolis September 2, 2009

Apple Dunker

One who dunks apples.

Your son is quite the apple dunker.

by j-dubbertoasta October 23, 2010