2 am wanna play?

a saying said when its 2 am and you wanna talk to someone bc you cant sleep

tot: 2 am wanna play?

👁👄👁 : no

by duckextractor123 May 12, 2020

Why am I typing this?

Because you were bored af and had nothing better to do. Simple.

Guy 1: Why am I typing this?
Guy 2: Why ARE you typing that?
Guy 3: Why is there a dude reading this right now?
Guy 1: What dude?
You: Me lol
Guy 2: WTF!?

by its_4life December 5, 2021

I am not a financial advisor

A term used by degenerates who want the credibility and reputation of an actual financial advisor but don't want the accountability and liability that comes along with it. Mainly used by room temperature IQ individuals on TikTok, Youtube, Twitter, etc under the age 21 who probably don't even have a degree, CFA, or any knowledge about basic economics yet feel the need to give financial advice.

You can find them on social media using terms like #ToTheMoon #Stonks #DiamondHands and bandwagoning the latest hype stock or meme crypto and then never to be seen again until another hype stock is talked about by the masses as they don't know anything else about the financial world other than riding the current trend.

They are somewhat related to furus (fake gurus) who want to sell you $1000 courses on stock market education you could probably find on the internet with a few minutes of research. These wannabe financial advisors love to talk about meme stocks and cryptos as well as telling people to #BuyTheDip or #HODL #DoNotSell while still putting in their disclaimer "All posts are opinions and I do not give buy, hold, or sell recommendations."

The problem with these fake advisors is that they think saying they aren't financial advisors creates a loophole where they can't be held liable for their advice. This is literally the same concept as using copyrighted material and saying "No copyright infringement intended" which completely contradicts their statement.

Actual financial advisor: I use highly complex algorithms and statistical modeling to determine accurate probabilities on my investments and can show you that investing in the S&P500 index has proven to give around a 10% return for the past 10 years

Wannabe financial advisor: stonks go brrr, doge to the moon, buy the dip guys, apes strong together *loses life savings after yoloing it on 0 day expiration options*

Actual financial advisor: This person definitely has "I am not a financial advisor" in their bio

by Mediocre Quant June 17, 2021

I am the storm that is approaching

A reference to Devil May Cry 5 Special Edition's theme song made by Casey Edwards and Victor Borba as the theme song is for Dante's twin brother, Vergil (spoiler alert! He's Nero's father).

Person 1: Hey dude! Are you ready to fight some monsters in that new MMORPG?
Person 2: Hell yeah! Let's go!
*When playing the game and chatting with other players*
Person 2: Let's get this over with!

*Person 2 falls behind*
Person 2: Ah damn it!
*Person 2 keeps falling behind*

Person 2: Okay that's it!

*Person 2 goes on full rage mode*
Person 2: I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING PROVOKING BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION!!!

by Muzaria December 24, 2021

I am your father

its how you talk to your friend called luke

Me: "hey luke"

Luke: " UGH, what?"
Me: "I am your FATHER"

by MaddyTheMango January 14, 2019

why am i here?

a term that a person uses to question his motive on being in a specific place at a specific time

why am i here

i dont know

by Lee Holland September 17, 2003

i am very bored

its 1:24 am, and for some reason i created this definition, because

i am very bored.

by ialsocreatedanaccountfor1word November 19, 2018