Getting Graped Aped

The act of getting Sexually assaulted in a very violent way; Generally getting a asshole resizing.

Guy: Bro there eating my ass in this game so hard is like I'm getting Graped Aped.
Other guy: Damn man rip to ya.

by killem1191 February 14, 2021

AP US History

A class that's really not as hard as it seems, that is, after you've been raped by the villain and left impregnated. A child shall be born unto you and its name shall be success. After that, it's all about reading and listening. You could, however, get an abortion (i.e. fail) but this is just as mentally, physically, and emotionally scarring as pushing through to give your baby a good life, a better life, so just keep that baby. You'll cry at night, cry in the morning, and cry tears of joy when that baby is a fully grown 5 on the exam.

Ask questions about shit that ISN'T ALREADY EXPLAINED IN THE BOOK (that includes YOU Fucknuts) and study all the time!

Rookie: "I'm in AP US History. It's SOOOO Hard! Can you help me study?"
Veteran: "Fuck no."

by HatOfPolymers October 29, 2012

ap european history

a fuck-all hard class. taken by sophmores, usually ap virgins, who are about to get metaphorically ass-raped to stretch their asshole to the size of goatse. generally possible to BS with a lot of patience, the ap exam can be passed without learning much in the entire class. what little you did learn, you will forget over the summer. god forbid kagan wrote your ap euro book.

"Hehe, someone crossed out 'a hero' and wrote 'an hero' in my ap eurpean history book. I spent so much time laughing I couldn't concentrate on the rest of the chapter. fuck."
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"Because of ap european history, I know that 'defenestration' means 'getting thrown out of the window.'"
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"Why does the ap european history teacher use 'we' when talking about herself?"

by sp33chy November 16, 2009

ap physics 1

AP F=ma with all conceptual problems and never any actual numbers.

eg
"I brought my calculator to the AP Physics 1 Test"
"HA you have no power here!"

by LamentApriDuo May 14, 2015

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

A great movie that came out in late summer 2011 with great action and a great cast.

Hey, wanna see Rise of the Planet of the Apes this weekend?

by dudeperson35 August 24, 2011

Ape Juice

Grape juice, Monkey drink, African pop

White man: "I bet that nigger drinks ape juice"
other white man: "Ya, them apes cant live without grape soda"
Black man(monkey):"HOLY SHIT, THIS GOES PERFECT WITH MY KFC"

by AnTrustWorthySource November 11, 2018

Going Ape Shit

Going crazy, nuts or insane. Going to town on. Out of control.

I messed up in class today and when my Mom found out, she started going ape shit on my ass!

by Kastl11 March 30, 2009