mud job

This is when the girl wipes her hand in mud and tugs on your penis like there is no tomorrow.

Boy: I met a girl last night she gave me a mud job
Other boy:what's that?
Boy: let's just say there's a lot of mud and my cock is like a fucking tomato

by girtygeff123 March 14, 2015

soul job

Deeper and more meaningful than a hand job or a blow job.

'Laura I'm going to give you a soul job and make your soul cum!'

by Ken Legend October 14, 2017

tree job

When a female (usually of less than average attraction ) uses a tree, limb, or any other non edible organic substance to reach orgasm.

Ugly Amber got caught giving her self a tree job in the park.

by nrgoonit August 14, 2015

going for a job

Going for a poo

Will be back In a minute, I'm going for a job , bog , crap

by Going for a poo April 8, 2017

Next Job

When people must just move on from the current situation at hand

Mate, you're girlfriend cheated on you... Next Job.

by Samoi69 February 10, 2021

low job

A blow job from a midget.

I got a low job from Gidget the midget.

by pdobrinen January 3, 2019

Yank Job

A very vigorous hand job. Typically dry, without lube, and rough yanking and tugging on the cock n balls.

That dirty prostitute changes $5 for a yank job.

My uncle cornered me in the trailer and gave me a yank job. He’s got touch hands.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018