skiing through a blizzard

When a girl jerks off two guys while five other guys jerk off on her.

She went skiing through a blizzard and just about died halfway through.

by The tenderizer December 5, 2017

Cross Country skiing

Furiously wanking two gentleman at the sametime.

Last night I went Cross Country skiing with the boys.

by Cross country boi August 31, 2019

Ski Track

Much like a skid mark, ski tracks are semen stains left inside of used underwear

"Gosh are those ski tracks in your pants?!"

by Captain cacti January 30, 2024

Dummy Ski

Something or someone is really finished, defeated, or dead. Dummy ski is more extreme than "ski".

Guy 1: "Did you study for the biology quiz?"

Guy 2: "Oh crap! I forgot. Yeah, it's dummy ski for this quiz"

by Truuuuman September 6, 2016

Skis in jeans

Descriptive Phrase

Used to express palpable disgust or derision owing to acute inadequacy or unlikeabiity - especially of an irredeemable person.

Origin: Norse, New England, New Canada

Etymology: Post-American

“She ruined everything. She really skis in jeans.”

“He doesn't know what he's talking about and makes us look terrible. He skis in jeans.”

by BIGCITYFREAK March 8, 2025

sand water skiing

Angel’s fantasy

Sand water skiing is the act of getting pulled while water skiing on sand

by Litnfit April 28, 2024

ski the west

Used on East Coast to mean that someone can't handle the East coast skiing/snowboarding conditions. Dismissive and insulting.

Ski the west if you can't handle some cold and rocks.

by nonbeanarynerd May 8, 2024