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pussy cleaner

A product like Vagisil or RepHresh, ***NOT*** cat shampoo!!!
{Marge}: Hey Virgil, can you be a dear and go get me the pussy cleaner please? My coochie reeks a bit today.
{Virgil}: Sure thing honey, you know I hate it when your flower smells like fish!
by Telephony May 6, 2015
mugGet the pussy cleanermug.

Pussy Dog

A dog that’s such a pussy it needs to wear a sweater.
Get that pussy dog a sweater so it will stop uncontrollably shaking
by PB&Ham Sandwich November 9, 2018
mugGet the Pussy Dogmug.

primo pussy

An excellent vagina, perfect for engaging in sexual activity with.
(jacking off)
(vagina close up)
"Ayyy that's some primo pussy"
by {21stCenturyTerms} March 6, 2016
mugGet the primo pussymug.

pussy bastard

An adjective, zayn malik uses for the mfs who dare to fuck with him. A side effect : It makes people horny when zayn says it.
"who the fuck said anything to you, you pussy bastard!"
by zaynsquishybabie June 7, 2021
mugGet the pussy bastardmug.

Ashy Pussy

Thats Some Ashy Pussy Bruhh
by PrettyonFleek101 January 18, 2016
mugGet the Ashy Pussymug.

Pussy Goggles

Pussy Goggles is a total disregard for any social interaction that does not directly involve the attention or pursuit of a current love interest. Normally, pussy goggles occurs when a guy meets a new girl and devotes most, if not all, of his time to the girl at the expense of his current group of friends who may feel somewhat abandoned. The Pussy Goggles affliction goes away quickly when the girl dumps the guy and he is left with few social options (if any). He then begins calling all of his old buddies to hang out.
Friend One: "Hey, where's your roommate been lately? The guy's been a ghost for a couple weeks now"
Friend Two: "Oh yeah -- he's got Pussy Goggles for some girl he met during Greek Week".
Friend One: "So he's dissed us for some girl?"
Friend Two: "Don't worry, it's only a matter of time before she dumps his ass and the goggles will fly off post haste!" "We figure he'll call us the day after and will want to hang out" "All of us agreed to freeze him out for a week just to teach him a lesson" LOL
by Waldon Fury December 22, 2012
mugGet the Pussy Gogglesmug.

swollen pussy

When a girl is fully aroused and needs to have a massive orgasm.
My boyfriend spent all night playing with my body . I ended up having a swollen pussy because the need was so great.
by Alwayssloshy May 5, 2018
mugGet the swollen pussymug.

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