bean dogged

getting bean dogged is when you look stupid by mistyping something or get bamboozled by your autocorrect.

person1: did you know each german region has their own bean dog not multiple
person1: oh i meant "has their own brand if not multiple"
person2: you just got bean dogged bro

by ceriath August 6, 2024

Female snoop dog

Someone who can't get as fucked up no matter how much nicotine or alcohol one has

Julie female snoop dog can have as much as everyone else and still be sober

by Ciggie nic January 20, 2024

wet dog shakes

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde and you just shake your hair all over the place, literally like a wet dog, hence the name

b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.

mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor

by Sexydimma December 21, 2013

Mad dog

Mad dog is a nickname for girls named maddie. who is a dog in the sheets, also sucks dick like no other

Maddie was going crazy last night on my cock like a mad dog

by Marty ice June 9, 2023

Dogs

“dogs” refer to a person’s toes, used specifically when they are out and they shouldn’t be

“dude, put those dogs away!!”

by rockonyourmom November 14, 2022

crotch dog

ummmm

i will have nightmares about crotch dog

by AAHHH SCARY DING February 4, 2022

hide your dog

An internet term made up as a reference to the Ruby Ridge standoff that is commonly used among firearm enthusiasts to jokingly infer that the A.T.F will be paying them a visit and suggesting to “hide your dog” in anticipation of their arrival.

“Wow I see you have a pretty nice stockpile of possibly illegal weapons there. You may want to hide your dog.”

by BurnerAccount135 August 5, 2024