The Number One Song In Heaven

This is the number one song in heaven
Written, of course, by the mightiest hand
All of the angels are sheep in the fold of their master
They always follow the Master and his plan
This is the number one song in heaven
Why are you hearing it now, you ask
Maybe you're closer to here than you imagine
Maybe you're closer to here than you care to be

This is the number one song in heaven
Written, of course, by the mightiest hand
All of the angels are sheep in the fold of their master
They always follow the Master and his plan
This is the number one song in heaven
Why are you hearing it now, you ask
Maybe you're closer to here than you imagine
Maybe you're closer to here than you care to be

by Death Menace April 27, 2023

Ben One

some damn fine boi that no cunts wanna mess with.

Jacqui: omg is that Ben One over there!? hes so hott.
Some random: Yeah, it is. But dont stare, he might fuck you up.

by BEN FUCKING ONE LADS! March 4, 2009

One of those Fridays

A Friday evening, usually following a particularly trying week, marked by excessive drinking, questionable decision-making, the inability to recall said drinking or decision making, and other generally poor behavior.

This has been a long-ass week...this is definitely going to be one of those Fridays.

by grumpalicious August 22, 2011

one night

when michael lee plays with little kids at the pool in his golf clothes

michael is a pedo. he pulled a one night.

by aniketlover6969 May 9, 2022

one rose left standing

When one rose is still alive and the others he/she gave you are not, it tells you that person is the one.

“He got me some roses for my birthday a few weeks ago and there is one rose left standing.”
“Omg. He’s the one.”

by Jennajadewilsonboi February 23, 2021

no one is old enough to watch this movie

An expression that may literally mean like that in K-12 school campuses. However, in wider society, this expression is a mere metaphore used by movie reviews to describe how inappropriate a particular movie is to watch, hence not something that the movie reviewer particularly recommends.

Being a movie reviewer myself, my favorite actor is Kid Cudi from his movies "Jexi" (2019) and "Trap" (2024). BTW, the latest superhero movie "Deadpool & Wolverine" (2024) contains too much inappropriate contents (violence, coarse language) that no one is old enough to watch this movie. Therefore, this third sequel of Deadpool is not something my Kid should watch.

by Emotional Cruiser July 29, 2025

One

Added with delicate prose to the end of a statement, implying there are two choices (the two choices are readily available in the sentence- so more of a way to drive home the awesomeness or disgust of its subject)

Picture Uncle Billy & Grandpa speaking:

“Billy Bob, where’s ya’lls mama??”
“At the Walmart in Stinesville or Bloomington, one.”

by Gigajules May 1, 2019