rule 69 of sex

The rule that states that you are not allowed to put high fructose corn syrup in a woman’s vagina during sex.

Joe Bob: Last night was so good with Michelle! I put high fructose corn syrup in her pussy and it acted as a lube!

Brody: Oh shiiiit that violates Rule 69 of sex!

by High fructose corn sex January 14, 2018

Mother Theresa sex

When, in a sexual relationship, you give and you give and you give, but you never receive.

"...but she's never given me an orgasm."

"Really? But what about all that moaning coming from your room?"

"That's all her, not me, and I'm dying at this point. It's all fucking Mother Theresa sex."

by Staceofbase June 9, 2009

sex slave porn

1. porn that is made with the use of sex slaves.
2. porn that potrays people as sex slaves.

What do you think about sex slave porn?

by Deep blue 2012 October 2, 2009

Friend-Sex-Lationship

Good friends who love each other and have amazing sex together.

Jimmy and Sarah are good friends and sexaholics who can please each other better than anyone else can.

by Sarah March 8, 2005

sex-chromosome anomaly

Something that doesn't exist

There's NO such thing as a sex-chromosome anomaly. Being gay, or lesbian isn't a disease, or a deformity, no matter what people say, there's no need to make excuses for why people are gay, especially if you're truly proud to be gay or lesbian

by Ron tha Don June 30, 2014

turtles having sex

a. A most beautiful thing, to be admired and worshiped.
b. Sarah Palin.

I got a DVD off that guy on the corner of MLK and 3rd, but it was just a video of turtles having sex.

by tothebloody March 28, 2009

Post-Sex Munchies

Munchies that you get after having sex, instead of after smoking pot.
One usually goes for high carb snacks, as to replenish after using them all up during intercourse.

Joe: do you have any chips or something?
Jane:Why, we just had sex like 5 minutes ago?
Joe: I have Post-Sex Munchies, I'm starved!

by EMT-chick09 July 19, 2011