Dog's Breakfast

When a woman masturbates using peanut butter as lube, allowing her loyal hound to clean up the scrumptious mess

"Fido's been looking a little down recently, perhaps he would enjoy a Dog's Breakfast?"
"Who's a good boy?"
"You seem quite happy this morning, had a dog's breakfast have we?"

by NotsoChillBill April 20, 2023

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Dog

Dog. Literally just: Dog.

"Dog"

"Bro, what are you talking about..."

"Dog"

by ILYFIML :D January 11, 2022

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Plague dog

Anti-mask, anti-vaccine person spreading misinformation and viruses.

Plague dogs were out in force opposing the latest mask mandate.

by The Masked Masker December 10, 2021

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Dog

The best God damn animal there fricken is. Very affectionate and loves head pats, must feed treats

1: yo, i got a dog yesterday

2: for real? Im def coming over to see it later
1: alr, see you

by No.one.cares:) February 10, 2023

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Torso Dogs

A synonym for one's limbs attached to their shoulder. This term (deriving from the recently synonymized word for foot, i.e. dog) is often used in a demeaning tone.

"Get those torso dogs working you filthy animal!"

by Moonn_stone June 26, 2022

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Yo, G-dog. What the hizzle is up wizzle tha urbandictionizzle? It's mellow scrill yo!

Hello, my friend. What is up with urbandictionary.com? I think its great!

Gangsta: Yo, G-dog. What the hizzle is up wizzle tha urbandictionizzle? It's mellow scrill yo!
White guy: WTF?
Urbandictionary.com: DEFINITION: Hello, my friend. What is up with urbandictionary.com? I think its great!
White guy: Oh.

by alyssa69gaming2011 June 11, 2023

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