No one ass

A spin on the common phrase “no one asked” to show that you are getting increasingly frustrated with them.

Her friend would not stop talking about her new car so she yelled “No one ass!”

by AlphaBetaSigma¢ June 22, 2024

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You’re One lucky man

The polite way of telling a man you would fuck his wife.

That’s your wife? You’re one lucky Man!

by WhatDFuk June 8, 2023

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The leading indicator that you live in the Bizarro Universe because all so-called 'Full decks' of cards have no 'ONES' in them. In the other parallel universe all decks of cards start with the ones. In our 'Bizarro Universe' there are no 'ones' and nobody misses them because we are not using our brains properly. Want more evidence? Get the revelatory book that will blow your mind - The One Of Hearts by Michael Mathiesen

The One of Hearts is missing from my deck of cards - interesting no?

by GreenNewDealOfficial.com August 11, 2021

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One Clap Tapper

A female that can't take dick. Hence the term. She takes one clap then taps out.

Nigga 1: Aye nigga I heard you fucked around with Tasha

Nigga 2: Yeah but she was a one clap tapper bro I didn't even get to nut!

by Jedi378 March 9, 2016

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Can’t do that one

Out of your mind; unable to do; a person an/or thing that goes to far or must have expected something

“You want me to pay for your food? Nahh can’t do that one”

by QuickStreetSmar May 26, 2022

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Good For One (GFO)

“Good For One” is said with 100% absolute surety immediately after answering a trivia question that no one else in the team had a clue about.

“Good for one” is to be said with utmost pride, knowing that you (the most likely, if not, the weakest link in your team) just contributed one point and setting the “mic drop”/“my job is done here” benchmark. Don’t be shy about it - be proud!

Kudos to you, if your GFO was your ONE and ONLY contribution for the event, and actually helped win a middle position prize, or better still, moved your team off last and into second last place. Well done!

“GFO” can be used instead of saying/typing “I’m available for Trivia”. Very effective via an appropriate JPG/GIF. CAUTION: you are declaring that you will contribute and deliver at least one point for the Team. You may jeopardise your future with the team if you walk away with a “GFN” or “Good For None”. Understandably, no one wants to be that teammate.

“The answer is: Pine, red gum, iron bark. (I’m) Good for one!!!”

“I told you I was good for one tonight.”

“I’m booking a table, who’s in?” “Good for one (GFO).” (Yes, nodding JPG/GIF)

by MetroMel June 21, 2025

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