one direction

the best boyband ever. y'all hating. but know that they are better then al of you. ur shading them for no reason. ur jealous asf. they aren't gay. yea harry and louis LARRY just fkng leave them and keep ur damn opinion for ur fkng self.
why hating someone of u don't know nothing about them. im sure y'all listening to 1D and dance to them like ur a fan.

if you hate say it to their face and not via this dictionary thing.

if they can't sing. why do they have fans , awards , movie... everyone knows 1D cauz they are so popular .
1D is the biggest boyband *tea * * facts *

yea maybe directioners are crazy and spycho but we don't care aslong our kings are happy we are and we do everything to keep them happy / safe etc.

one direction is the best fuck those haters
yea fuck them. 1D is da biggest boyband.
nobody can drag us down. they are on a break. they come back bigger then they already are. they are going to slay every damn hater. fuck you haters

by SLAYITQUEEN December 29, 2018

two stick, one chain

Two Stick One Chain Means A Nunchuck

Leonardo: Mikey wheres to two stick, one chain
Mikey: My Nunchuck

by Cyxz Dickrider June 19, 2023

When I'm the one getting raped in prison

I don't need to go to prison and get raped just because YOU got raped, you piece of shit. And I don't have to spend the rest of my life in a echo chamber just so you can feel like your kids are safe or you can feel like I'm not better than you.

Hym "When I'm the one getting raped in prison it will be because and one because you never gave a shit about the law in the first place. You want your kids to dictate the lives of everyone around you and YOU ARE STALKING AND HARASSING ME INDEFINITELY AND I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR KIDS FOR YOU DOING THAT YOU FUCK. I don't have to tolerate it and I've already tolerated it more than THE LAST GUY DID, didn't I? The last guy you did it to just shot up the school or something, didn't he? It wouldn't take you this long to learn your lesson if you weren't fucking retarded but, hey, maybe one more will do the trick, right? Oh what's that? The thing I said but about me?"

by Hym Iam August 14, 2025

The one legged pirate

When a gentleman shoots semen into one eye of a girl and covers it like a eye patch, then proceeds to kick her on the knee so she hops on one leg and says 'AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH'

Last night i gave my girlfriend 'The one legged pirate' and now I'm single.

by Nupey dupey August 22, 2022

splash one

To defecate, have a bowel movement, in a body of water from above, usu. a toilet.

Excuse me, I need to "splash one".

by nashntth April 2, 2008

one of them queers

An old saying old people use it describe LGBTQ+ people

I came out to my grandpa today. He said

“You’re one of them queers, aren’t ya?”

by Cr4ig.._ March 4, 2023

One-Direction

The modern example that humanity, for the first time has devolved. I think some people would like rather lose their hearing than listen to their shit music.

I hope you have to listen to One-Direction!
(Insult)

by LingLongDingDong October 30, 2020