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Crock Pot Pussy 

When you hit up yo gurls house lookin' to fuk and shes already cummed all on the flo from the amount of potatoes and carrots shes shoved up dat Crock Pot Pussy
Shawn: Yo bro, I saw you drive up to Rachel house yesterday, did you smash?
Roger: Nah, That bitch already started without me
Shawn: Yo thats fuked up was it with another guy from our school?
Roger: Hell no, it was some damn produce, Ol' Crock Pot Pussy Ass
Crock Pot Pussy by ish-mael October 28, 2016
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this fukn pussy

what everyone says when the real satan is exposed
This fukn pussy? Is this really the one who deceived the nations?

Stick Pussy

Short answer a penis. Its what gay men want.
Hey I hear clarence like to chase the stick pussy around.
Stick Pussy by Schuhdaddy August 4, 2007

home pussy

Everyone has their girls/guys they hook up with while away at college, but what about when they come home? Home pussy refers to late night booty calls to old high school hook-ups when you're home from school and your parents have gone to sleep.
I can't wait for christmas break, gonna get some much needed rest and probably call over some home pussy.
home pussy by McCarthy_thanks ruchim December 20, 2010

face pussy 

Like a chingina, which is a goatee that resembles female pubic hair, but even more reminiscent of a vagina. Often includes long, unkempt curly pubes.
Kevin: Look, Luke's got a chingina!
Mike: Shit, that's more of a face pussy.
face pussy by Mike-1983 August 13, 2008

National Eat Pussy Day 

National eat pussy Day is on June 25th. People celebrate by eating girls out.
Forest: “I’m going to Christiana’s house tomorrow.”

Emily: “To do what?”

Forest: “Imma eat her out didn’t you hear tomorrow’s National Eat Pussy Day!”

Bitch Pussy  

A derogatory term used to describe some one possessing extreme cowardice. Sometimes used to describe a male who has extreme qualities of femininity.
Bitch Pussy: I was gonna cap on that bitch.

You: Bitch please, your old BITCH PUSSY ass cries when you watch The Color Purple. How you gonna cap some one?