funky head

Funky head is just head but funky.
Like head with disco music or something.

Benedict: "Yo can you give me head?"
Sandra: "Only if its funky head, I wanna do it to Michael Jackson."
Benedict: "what da henk?"

by definetlyhuman May 10, 2025

Cheerio Head

A rare instance where you meet up with a girl and she consists of lips dryer than a Popeyes biscuit. She then proceeds to give you head as the small cracks of scab shavings fall onto the tip of your dick like Cheerio dust.

Damn bro, Nina gave me the driest fucking head I’ve ever had. Dryer than the Sahara dessert. That shit was so dry I’d go as far as to call it Cheerio Head. Her alien titties sure as hell didn’t make up for anything either.

by SkuhLover69 May 27, 2025

Richard Head Syndrome

The Richard Head syndrome is a disease in which you cannot get over something. Specifically liberal19 aka covid and your enjoyment to vote for change. With the disease you need to repeat yourself for months or years. Might even turn into decades. You can’t help yourself from continuously posting on social media, blowing up friends and family phones, shouting in public, etc.

I think our friend Rick is crazy. He is posting his emotions about Covid and voting on yupbook again. No he just has Richard Head syndrome

by Carlson99 May 28, 2025

Double Head-Rush

When you get a head-rush from vaping while achieving orgasm referring to a head rush to the brain and penis head

Dude i was fucking this chick and got a double head-rush

by anonymous June 3, 2025

Shower Head

When a male receives oral sex from a girl with braces, resulting in holes poked in the man’s genitalia. A man then ejaculates onto the women’s head through multiples holes in the man’s genitalia, resembling the streams of a shower head.

“Did Becky give you sloppy”
“Ya and we finished with a healthy Shower Head”

by Ethan Furgle June 14, 2025

the head Fred

The person in charge.

"who's the head Fred over there?"

by The head Fred June 22, 2025

Negron Head

When a baby is laying on its back for too long and the back of the skull is flattened. A notable celebrity of this syndrome is famous X-men actor, Patrick Steward.

The Negron head is a very rare genetic mutation that elongates the upper rear of the head, notice the similarities with its more dangerous counterpart, the Xenophalalic Cranialus, or better known as the Xeno Bryan Syndrome

by Saru chan June 23, 2025