Zoomer

A person who uses the video conference software Zoom

100% of Zoom users are Zoomers

by G Action August 4, 2021

Zoomerithm

Refers to a content algorithm in which you are served very short-form video content that has the duration of an average Zoomer's attention span. It does not necessarily refer to only TikTok or YouTube shorts, but it also can describe the process of manipulating your YouTube recommended page to feature only Zoomer humor.

Oh shit, YouTube is giving me that zoomerithm with these 1-minute Fortnite shorts.

by slambeeni October 27, 2021

Zooped

Being extremely drunk, high or generally inebriated. Typically used to deceive someone who is acting extremely intoxicated after drinking alcohol or doing drugs.

Timmy ate 3 edibles and chugged two bottles of wine.

Timmy is zooped.

by TDot Gyal November 9, 2021

Zoomer

Fierce little creatures that inhabit planet Zebes in "Metroid" games

To get this energy tank you've gotta freeze a zoomer crawling the wall and use it as a platform

by Iliya Antoniuk August 11, 2021

Zoot

Zoot meaning to smoke a lot of rooootsss. Zoot is also a name of an present day artist.

“Yo every Sunday I’m on Zoot timing”
“Zoot smoke trees like root”

by Zoot___ August 28, 2021

Zonte

She evil but I love her any way, she light skinned cute as hell and thick too yes mam, she is very stubborn doesn't like correction but always right but sometimes you need to take that but any ways she that funny intelligent type

Zonte is a bad ass hardworking mf love you

Zonte you are crazy smart, her best friend is always her family

by Me and me only💞 November 23, 2021

Zonte

Your name is so unique always try to look on the bright side and always have hope, mean when it's relevant, and always perfect love to read and listen to music, she be calm and gentle but that girl is a evil villain\witch she has that spell ok don't play with her .

Zonte you are a best friend to cherish

A bet you short lol

by Me and me only💞 November 23, 2021