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Zombical Relations

Sexual relations among zombies; any act of sexual intercourse between two or more undead beings.
Dude 1: Hey man, those zombies are fuckin'.
Dude 2: Leave 'em alone. They're having zombical relations.

Undead Bill Clinton: I did not have zombical relations with that undead woman.
by Richard Slick February 26, 2009
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Zombie Bang

The committing of sexual acts while either a Zombie or a human in Zombie attire.
After the costume party, Rufus zombie banged Michele at her apartment.
by willi655 February 15, 2010
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Zombies of the Potomac

An overly conservative approach taken by the undead in Zombie Fantasy Football that conjures up thoughts of the pre-Grant Union Army.
I can't believe they only attacked three teams this week. It's like we're fighting the Zombies of the Potomac.
by Pedro Estrian November 1, 2009
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Zombie dick

What your finger looks like after injuring and becoming an absolute bloody mess under neath the fingernail
"You were so trashed last night when you slammed your finger in the door. How's that feeling today"
"Well, it feels fine, but it looks like a zombie dick"
by bamasa37sb34 January 19, 2014
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Zombie Jesus day

Also known as easter Zombie Jesus day is when Jesus rose from the dead.
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Zombie Apocalypse

The zombie apocalypse has begun. Actually it began many years ago, it has just been progressing rather slowly as far as apocalypses go.

The leaders and perpetrators of the inevitable zombie apocalypse are creatures referred to as "psychiatrists". These individuals have medical degrees and legally prescribe people drugs that turn them into zombies. They get away with this by claiming these drugs help conditions such as depression and schizophrenia, when in fact all they do is cause people to have no emotions and give people an intense urge to consume human brains orally.

Whether or not the psychiatrists themselves are zombies is open for debate. They may just be paid by the zombiefied government to spread the good zombie word.
by Rellik Uzi September 18, 2010
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Zombie Ice Cream

See: Zombie Cannon

It is a proven fact that when zombies die, they turn into ice cream. See: Evil Dead

Come in such flavors as: Fascist Fudge, Soylent Green, Victory Vanilla
More than likely, a new Dairy Queen special.

OBEY!
by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
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