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I'm Not Here To Make Friends, I'm Here To Win

A term people use as an excuse to act like a total douche.

It's also a huge cliche, usually used by talentless young women on reality TV shows.
"No, I don't care what they say or think. Screw them. And you know it's like cause I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to WIN... yeah, yeah..."
by Bobo_Haha December 20, 2009
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He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!

THE signature tag line for the early 2020's COVID-19 crisis referencing a similar, but definitely more exiting motto from the 1980's.
WTF!? Who ever said that the corona virus made people shit extra; and there's absolutely no way ANYONE can go through that many shitter-rolls in a 2 week quarantine. I guess, He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!
by YAWA March 13, 2020
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WHO WINS SKIBIDI TOILET VS TITAN CAMERAMAN SIGMA 100

way to start a controversial debate between two brianrotted and literally mentally inestable and retarded individuals whose lifes revolve around utterly stupid and shitty videos posted by user DaFuqBoom
brainrotted 1: "WHO WINS SKIBIDI TOILET VS TITAN CAMERAMAN SIGMA 100"
brainrotted 2:"I BELIEVE TITAN CAMERAMAN IS NOT SIGMA, SKIBIDI TOILETS ARE MORE NUMEROUS AND WILL WIN THE SKIBIDI WAR"
brainrotted 1: "NO, CAMERAMEN HAVE SIGMA TROOPERS"
brainrotted 2: "BUT SKIBIDI TOILETS HAVE THE RIZZ, CAMERAMEN DON'T"
brainrotted 1: "STICK OUT THE GYATT FOR ME IMMA BUTTFUCK U"
brainrotted 2: *gets assraped*
by skib toil sigma 100 ral November 1, 2023
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You are half dead and took forever to type this. To do this type every key on the keyboard like f1 F1 key or win (windows button key) Dont press all of these keys
f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 f8 f9 f10 f11 f12 insert prt sc delete tab qwertyuiop\ pg up Capslock asdfghjkl;' enter pg dn shift zxcvbm,./ shift end ctrl fn win alt space alt ctrl left arrow up arrow down arrow right arrow
by T H I C C D I C T I ON A R Y October 14, 2020
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Win

"Damn is that Win"
by CrisTheWu November 24, 2021
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“Winning”

When you lose everything you hold dear and everybody starts hating you and making fun of you so in a fit of petty rage you attempt to take everything around you down only to fail spectacularly.
Man 1: I heard Dutch tried to turn the VIP server against itself.
Man 2: Yeah, but it failed miserably, in the end he thinks he won.
Man 1: Yeah, he sure is “winningall right...
by Booooooce July 3, 2021
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