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wherner

when you first learned cuss words and started saying random ones in the wrong way
8 year old me: bro, ass you you little damn. i shitting hate you. fuck shit pussy ass.

my friend: dude, that made no sense. you used the words in every single wrong way possible. what a wherner
by gavin goes on May 6, 2020
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Whear

That is a nice whear
by Unknownwhearperson March 31, 2021
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def where we eat

a "fouling the nest" reference inspired by the gulf oil tragedy
cut me a dump on my kitchen table, we sure do def where we eat

rather drive my land yacht than look at no pelican or eat shrimp, lets' def where we eat!

one doesn't and shouldn't def where they eat
by michael foolsley May 22, 2010
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Ding Dong Where's the Bong

A person who goes to your house just to take advantage of your marijuana.
He literally just walked in my house like, "ding dong where's the bong?"
by pseudonymous bosh March 12, 2015
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mom, where's my golf club?

A code for young children who don't play golf to get rid of their mothers for 15 minutes or more. This way of diversion became popular in May of 2017, and is a quick trick to get rid of your mom!
Mom: "It's time to go to your father's funeral, sweetie!"
Kool kid: "Mom, where's my golf club?"
by scrumptiousMonster July 8, 2017
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Don't Shit Where You Eat

An ancient ecological principle which is to be taken literally. Applies especially to heavy industrial chemical pollution, which when allowed to be generated and dumped freely into a closed ecosystemThe Earth due to laissez-faire environmental regulation and corporate neglect, generally results in deleterious effects to all organisms and human health.

Most Infamous example of corporate maleficence was the Bhopal Chemical Disaster.

Effects including but not limited to: Infertility, unplanned gender disruption, cancer, death, mental disability.
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What do we do about it?

Don't Shit Where You Eat!
by gearhead78 July 7, 2017
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that's where I'm a Viking

Used to describe excellence in failure or, more specifically, success at a skill or in a field which is so ignoble as to be a kind of failure.

The phrase derives from The Simpsons episode "Lisa the Vegetarian." Ralph Wiggum, a deeply unintelligent and maladjusted child, eats the worm he is supposed to dissect. Ralph's teacher, Miss Hoover, defeated and calloused toward Ralph's learning disabilities, tells Ralph that there are no more worms and he should "try to sleep while the other children are learning." Ralph rejoices saying "Oh boy ... sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"

The implication is that Ralph is too stupid to be taught, too stupid to know he is being robbed of an education, but also too stupid to use an education anyway, thus happy to be released from the trial of trying. Now used to describe joyful release in accepting lowliness and failure, especially when failure allows for some trivial but enjoyable hobby.
I flunked my midterm but now I can get back to playing Rocket League, that's where I'm a Viking.
by Angela Merkin November 29, 2020
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