A skater weasel is a teenage male who’s thin, wears tight athletic pants, skater sneaks, various hairstyles (sometimes dyed an unusual color) carries a skateboard or drives a small Japanese car often with loud muffler, works at a fast-food restaurant, does landscaping, a convenience store, etc. often still in high school. Often seen in groups of 2-3 similar guys.
by NavyTown September 13, 2020
Get the skater weaselmug. A military term for a useless effort, or a complete waste of time. A needless show of activity, actually accomplishing very little or nothing.
by Lucky the RC September 8, 2020
Get the Weasel Tugmug. Any extremely wealthy person (typically billionaire and beyond) who behaves in a sneaky or manipulative manner in order to avoid following rules or laws everyone else in a society must follow while simultaneously sniveling about how much following the law costs them.
Forty years after Reagan and only ten after Citizens United, it's become crystal clear the US has a serious snot weasel infestation.
A tax return indicating no money paid out and $550M coming back in a refund could only have been filed by a kingpin snot weasel.
Snot weasels now control half the world's wealth.
It's time for the IRS to take a stand against snot weasels.
A tax return indicating no money paid out and $550M coming back in a refund could only have been filed by a kingpin snot weasel.
Snot weasels now control half the world's wealth.
It's time for the IRS to take a stand against snot weasels.
by DariaTX December 22, 2022
Get the Snot Weaselmug. Noun: A derivative of the term bush pig, a bush weasel is a skinny, ugly, and weasel-like bitch. Skinny enough to get laid, ugly enough to never be claimed by any man.
by mikecoxhuge August 3, 2024
Get the Bush Weaselmug. The art of hanging out in skanky bars sober in order to pick up drunk women take them home and have sex with them
John went weasel scouting on Saturday night and picked up a 58 year old intoxicated large lady and took her home and boinked her senseless. He went weasel-scouting
by Sarahr November 15, 2013
Get the weasel-scoutingmug. A Mythical Creature, dedicated to Party Karate. It is able to drink copious amounts of Tequila, without a hint of fear. It can sneak around town without being captured by the feds. Not to be mistaken for it’s timid spineless cousin the typical Sneaky Weasel.
That Sneaky Phuckin Weasel really rocked the party last night... I have no idea how he weaseled his way from the Feds!!!!
by Sneaky Phuckin Weasel March 1, 2010
Get the Sneaky Phuckin Weaselmug. by TCL&J April 19, 2018
Get the pish weaselmug.