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rona-whack

the at least once daily feeling while staying home due to coronavirus, that you would normally think you were going crazy but seems normal now and easily explained, early signs include not knowing what day of the week, exact date, not remembering what you did 5 minutes ago, thinking what you did 5 minutes ago actually happened days ago, extreme conditions include actually acting crazy (ie having long conversations with Alexa AI conversation bots, talking in a bad accent for extended periods of time just to change things up, not being able to complete a single task because then you think you won't have anything to do the next day)
I was clearly rona-whack when I came up with this word and definition on day 49 of self quarantine due to coronavirus outbreak and told my wife it would go viral and be on CNN and FoxNews after I posted it to Urban Dictionary
by Realdefinitions99 May 6, 2020
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shitting my whack

Crapping yourself, being really scared of something. The word 'my' would usually be pronounced 'me' when said by a Teessider. (North East England)
I watched a HORROR film the other night, was proper scary, i was shitting my whack
by CharlieC April 21, 2018
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jigity whack

The sound made by a large or forceful blow upon another being or structure.
(After a vicious spike at a beach volleyball game)Jeff: "Jigity Whack!!"
by Ryan Campbell May 6, 2003
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Celery-whack

1) To whack oneโ€™s sex partner on the upper or lower back or buttocks with a number of celery during intercourse. Purchase a bunch of celery, ideally this should consist of of 8-9 medium ribbed stalks weighing c 1 pound (any less and the weight isnโ€™t sufficient to have desired impact, any more and youโ€™re likely to be catching a gbh rap). Place on bed side table within reach of your/partners strong arm. Shortly after entering from behind grab said celery and simply whack across desired body part. 2) Replace said celery with multiple cocks during a multi- partner sex session. Most likely to be encountered at orgies/swingers parties/catholic schools
Chap: that girl is so hot I would love to celery-whack her arse.

Girl to friends : I met my boyfriends friends last night and can not stop thinking about them getting together and celery-whacking my face until I pass out
by Dick-shunry March 3, 2023
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whack

You stole that from the store? Thats whack.
Your personality is whack, you're bugging.
by gabbagabba1220 March 10, 2020
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Wonka Whack

When you dick-slap her chin after anal.
After I unloaded in her ass, I gave her a sloppy Wonka Whack for good measure.
by DMixylodian August 25, 2021
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