granular vaginitis

A military term that signifies someone's pissy attitude being from their time in the sandbox.
"What's wrong with you today Plants?"
"Nothing's wrong with him, he's just got granular vaginitis."
by Redsnowflake March 23, 2010
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Vaginal Return

Forcing a pregnant lady to put her baby back in her pussy after giving birth resulting in the death of the child and the mother.
After see the autism in my son's eyes, we decided to choose the vaginal return option to end our suffering.
by PPhil24 August 6, 2020
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Vaginable

A vagina that’s safe to eat out
“She don’t got no bodies twin and she stay clean, so that mean her shi vaginable”
by Basharrr January 11, 2023
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Vagine Au Jus

Jason offered his buddies a bit of vagine au jus from the night before
by Red L September 11, 2020
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vaginal inversion

the surgical process of a female having the vagina inverted to represent a penis.
Damn, my woman had a vaginal inversion... now she wears pant suits to work.
by No Futron July 22, 2012
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vaginize

To destroy, take over or conquer a vaginal region, often erecting a flag to represent ownership.
I would like to vaginize that death lady.
by Lorien King May 14, 2011
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Vaginal Skirmish

An extremely intense battle between two human asses for who may sit on a presented chair, with the victor getting to place thy ass onto the aforementioned chair.
Mikey and Rose got into a vaginal skirmish for who got to sit in the teacher's chair.
by redd is dead October 17, 2020
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