twank

when you wank off against a tree.

Johnny twanked against that tree twenty times last week.

by Jane March 2, 2004

jelly inda trunk

To have a nice J-Lo styley ass

babe!!!! or Ho!!!!!!! U got Jelly inda Trunk

by Cress January 3, 2004

Junk in the Trunk

1. To carry emotional baggage or to have emotional set backs due to past events.

2. To carry weight in the "rear"

1. "Living in todays world, everyone has a little junk in the trunk"

2."Look at her butt! Talk about some junk in the trunk!"

by Shadedangel October 8, 2005

pop the trunk

Offering one's ass for an evening of sexual delight.

Exposing a female's rear quarters for access to her pleasure areas

I told Sally, "enough with the small talk, pop the trunk and let's get this party started."

by Tim May 13, 2005

thunk

to consume alcohol while thinking deeply.

Hmm ... Let me thunk about it.

by Joel27 September 8, 2004

Elephant Trunk

An extreme case of burning hemorrhoids in which the inside of the anus is so elongated that it hangs down like an elephant's proboscis. And like the real elephant's trunk, it is extremely sensitive and can smell terrible. Unlike the real elephant's trunk, it is not strong enough to rip the branches off a tree.

Guy #1: Man, I biked 5 hours today on my Grandma's old Schwinn.

Guy #2: Ouch! That must have really been painful on your arse.

Guy #1: You said it. I got an elephant trunk so long it's wrapped around my junk.

by cocteau30 August 17, 2011

trunking

A dog fight held in a closed car trunk. The trunk is closed for 15 to 30 minutes before they open it. The dog left alive is the winner. This method is used because it is hard for police to detect and even more difficult to prosecute.

The neighbors were accused of trunking.

by harus October 16, 2008