Why don't you tell her yourself?!

This is usually said right before a noxious cloud a rectum bile is inserted into the world as we know it (probably in Tokyo most likely) just before the victim of this bariatric monstrosity of a man-baby SHITS all over you till you disintegrate into actual dust. followed by this you transcend into a world where you meet your dead wife who was brutally stepped on buy the man-baby prior to you tasting his anal gasses that actually fucking killed you. PS sorry bro :)

Husband of wife who was stepped on: "NOOOOO! GOD! TELL HER I LOVED HER!!!"
Man-Baby: "WHY DON'T YOU TELL HER YOURSELF?!"
Fart: BRRRRFFFFFFTTT

by JOLLYSHOLLY January 19, 2022

National tell a white girl to suck your paki dick day

Takes place every year on July 1st

Just tell a white girl to suck your paki dick they derseve it

white girl: goodmorning baby
brown girl: suck my paki dick hoe, it’s national tell a white girl to suck your paki dick day

by emmarobertsrailme June 17, 2021

telly

An affectionate term for your cellular phone

Also can be used as a proper noun.

I was trying to put the moves on this babe, but my telly wouldn't quit ringing.

Telly's dead cuz i left my charger at that guy's house last night.
'Here Telly! Where are you boy!'

by Miss Denice April 19, 2006

trello

A nigga with a big dick

When we first had sex, i found out he was a trello

by Halogear22 December 6, 2016

telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma August 10, 2013

Tello

A tmnt named jav or Donetello.

Ewwww is that the ugly rat Tello?

by ASHHHHHH15 May 16, 2019

Tellinq

A Tellinq is human,

not a real human a computer,

not a real computer a laptop,

not a real laptop a phone.

If you made a spelling mistake he will FIND you

You just got Tellinq'd
MINOR SPELLING MISTAKE

by Topu July 1, 2022